Last night I dropped my AirPod down the drain

Down with the water it went

It sat in the sink trap overnight and dreamed of a flock of AirPods flying over the city

In the morning I made several trips to the hardware store

A 🧲 on a 🧶 almost reached it

I put my ear to the drain and heard the faint sounds of singing underwater

At last I removed the sink trap and rescued my little plastic friend

It’s still alive and singing about the night it spent submerged underwater








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